Foul Territory

Why can't they show the Olympics at a normal hour? Why must everything be stretched out? Why do they tell me what Michael Phelps eats for breakfast? Why do they think I want to see a swimming semifinal? Why do they show a swimming semifinal with no Americans in it, but wrestling is only on at 4 in the morning?

I would watch Paul Hamm go at it in gymnastics, but I have to get up and go to work tomorrow. Thank goodness for the internet. He's Hammtastic!